Hi,
Future Academy Award winner Kristen Stewart (though probably not for Spencer) confirmed her engagement to her longterm girlfriend Dylan Meyer late last year, and Trissues has an exclusive SALACIOUS scoop via my friend who went to high school with Kristen Stewart’s betrothed:
She always hung out in front of the library and was smart and kinda edgy. Our library had big glass windows that were reflective. She sat in front of them, so you’d see her when you were looking at your reflection haha. Literally my English teacher mentioned the library windows when we read Dorian Gray.
Trissues wishes the happy couple big windows and queer literature for all their days.
John Mulaney joked that his baby with with Olivia Munn was getting “mixed reviews” amidst the swirl of gossip he entered the world in during her pregnancy. Now that Malcolm Hiệp Mulaney is here and he’s very cute. Good baby. (Also, Malcolm is the name of my sister’s cat and I think it’s a very nice name.)
The happy parents have been sharing plenty of photos of their kid, which I believe is the first step in Munnlaney’s public relationship that actually makes sense. They have a very likable baby.
Who likes this baby?
John Mulaney: “I’m very in love with him and his whole deal,” wrote the comedian on Instagram.
Olivia Munn: Okay, technically Munn has not gone on the record saying she likes her baby, but I think she does!
Pete Davidson: The chipped tooth may be fake, but that smile isn’t! Definitely a fan of that baby.
Penny Levy: Penny Levy is another baby, who cannot talk yet, but hung out with Malcolm and they seem chill with each other. She’s the baby of American comedy writer Dan Levy (not to be confused with Canadian comedy writer Dan Levy), an old friend of Mulaney’s and officiated his wedding. He currently working on Hillary Duff’s How I Met Your Father.
Kim Kardashian: I googled “Kim Kardashian Olivia Munn” and there are weirdly a lot of photos of them together so I’m sure the baby will get along with Kim. This bodes well for Malcolm, who may very soon join the very elite group of babies who are in SKIMS ads.
Apparently, Kardashian encouraged Munn to freeze her eggs, she talked about on Anna Faris’ podcast, of course, and later to Entertainment Tonight on the red carpet for the Vanity Fair Oscar party. Munn went to Kardashian’s doctors and everything.
"I’m so proud of everything that’s she’s done,” said Munn. “She's a really, really good human being. Honestly, out of all of my girlfriends she is the most knowledgeable. If you want to know about anything, she’s the girl. Truly."
Lyla Golding: The daughter of Crazy Rich Asians star Henry Golding has so much in common with Malcolm, as they are both babies.
Whitney Cummings, Paris Hilton, Rachel Zoe, BJ Novak, Jamie Chung, Amanda Decadenet, Katie Couric, Esther Povitsky, Elaine Welteroth, Kate Hudson, Alyssa Milano, Yashar Ali, Gemma Chan, Lindsey Vonn, Ashley Park, Angela Kinsey, Niecy Nash, Lily Aldrige, Carrie Ann Inaba: These verified Instagram accounts have all responded positively to the baby.
I will update you the second I find out whether or not Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox like this baby.
I have seen two celebrity babies IRL. Apple Martin in pink noise canceling headphones with Gwyneth watching Arcade Fire in 2005 and Silas Timberlake with Jessica Biel. He has amazing hair. I am very jealous that Apple Martin (no longer a baby) gets to live with a Ruth Asawa sculpture!
I leave you with a word from Heidi Montag:
Sadly, The Hills: New Beginnings was canceled after two seasons.
xoxo T
p.s. I had a chat with R O C K about And Just Like That!