Kristen Stewart kissed someone, which is huge for me
Stella was a diver and she and Kristen are always up and down
HAPPY LOVER DAY! I have something special planned. I promise it will be embarrassing for you, for me, and especially for you.
For now, I have a celesbian update 4 u.
Miley and Kaitlynn Carter are still a thing! A week later! Congrats! They reached the crucial celebrity relationship milestone of hooking up at Soho House and Miley got a tattoo commemorating her trip to Italy with Kaitlynn. (Did you know that Ashley Benson has two Cara Delevingne tattoos!)
They extended an an olive branch to Kaitlynn’s sort of ex husband, Brody Jenner, by sending him a bunch of weed for his birthday.
Source: @BrodyJenner/Instagram
The aftermath of Miley’s relationship with Liam seems decidedly less chill, but there still aren’t really answers about what’s so unchill beyond the conflicting reports that came out last week. Liam filed for divorce citing “irreconcilable differences” sooo maybe they will actually dissolve the marriage soon.
Miley tweeted a bit about her side of the split with Liam, and I guess just generally how wacky she is? Or the puritanical standards imposed on women? Anyway she says she didn’t cheat on him and also got fired from Hotel Transylvania for licking a penis cake she got for Liam. Apparently the role went to Selena Gomez eventually, who plays Andy Samberg’s wife which makes it frustrating because why can’t “Dick in a Box” guy fine but not penis cake lady?????? Hopefully Euphoria’s 30 cocks can help bring some justice to Hollywood’s penis equality problem.
Remember when Kristen Stewart and her girlfriend at the time, Stella Maxwell, got lunch with Stella’s ex Miley and Liam? That seemed fun!
Not really sure what’s going on with Stella and Kristen! It seemed like they got back together a couple weeks ago when they were making out on yachts and stuff, but since then Kristen has been spotted making out with screenwriter Dylan Meyer on a stoop in New York. I think it’s great when Kristen Stewart kisses people.
It is important to note that before Kristen and Stella got back together, Kristen dated a stylist named Sara Dinkin and was spotted kissing her during the 1975’s set at Coachella 2019. THOSE PHOTOS of Taylor and Karlie allegedly kissing were also at a 1975 show. I recommend attending the 1975 concerts!
Ok, so clearly I wasn’t going to remain completely silent about Lover. Taylor has a song on the album that’s literally just the plot of Carol! Losing a glove? Pretty sure that’s only ever happened as a method of seduction.
saying goodbye is death by a thousand cuts,
xoxo trashi