Justin Timberlake's history of not keeping his dick in a box
Hello from a balcony in New Orleans,
Source: UsWeekly
This week, we’ll be discussing Justin Timberlake’s kerfuffle over the weekend. The Sun published photos of JT late at night drinking and getting cozy with Alisha Wainwright, who is not his wife, Jessica Biel. There was hand holding and inner thigh grabbing. He appeared to be quite drunk.
I’ve definitely told this story here before, but one time I talked to Justin Timberlake just before his concert at Madison Square Garden, and somehow the conversation turned to drunk driving and how it’s bad and is always a concern for concert attendees. This illustrates more about my tendency to be a total buzzkill than anything about Justin Timberlake, but maybe he should hire me as a chaperone to make sure he isn’t drunkenly photographed canoodling with women who are not Jessica Biel. I would also throw in the service of telling him which hats he owns are corny for free. So, like, all of them.
Timberlake and Wainwright are currently in New Orleans filming Palmer, in which they play a couple. Idk he’s some football man in it. Like most Justin Timberlake films, why? Anyway, you may know her from Raising Dion with Michael B. Jordan.
Bossip, per usual, has the only good take:
Some desperate stans have suggested that the pair were actually filming the movie, not hanging out off duty, but I don’t buy it. If that were the case, his publicist would have stated that directly as it lets JT off the hook completely. Instead, “sources” simply suggest nothing untoward transpired.
“Several cast members were there and it was just a cast gathering. Nothing remotely romantic is going on with Justin and Alisha. The whole cast is shooting out there and like to hang out together. They were very much in public and nothing inappropriate was happening.” via UsWeekly
"Their marriage will survive. He feels guilty and will make it up to her," a source shared. "[Jessica] is very good to him and he knows how lucky he is. He says it was not a big deal, they were all hanging out together and that's the end of the story." via E!
There are many more versions of this that say the exact same thing. Everything’s fiiiiiiiine. They’re friiiiiiiends.
Biel has been spotted in Los Angeles wearing her wedding ring, while Timberlake and Wainwright continue film in New Orleans. I don’t see Jessica Biel actually being chill with this, but I think she will probably stay with him, seeing as how their relationship survived a few cheating scandals when they first dated.
Here is a Trissues Trimeline:
January 2007 Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake make their relationship official at a Golden Globes party after casually dating for a bit.
September 2010 Justin and Olivia Munn meet at a MySpace event for The Social Network. Let’s not forget that in 2011, Justin became a part owner of MySpace. They allegedly exchanged phone numbers, but Munn, “Munn resisted his advances, telling him it was a no-go if he was still with Biel.” Once he convinced her that his relationship was over, he stayed with Olivia in her hotel room the rest of the week.
Source: UsWeekly
I get the vibe that Munn’s camp leaked all this in a way that was careful to exonerate her but also score her the biggest press of her life.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
March 2011 Jessica and Justin break up and insist it is the most mutual decision of all the choices people have ever made together.
April 2011 JT is seen out with his Alpha Dog costar Olivia Wilde. According to People, “The duo arrived at the club together, both were wearing white T-shirts and jeans, and both drank vodka. They also left together at 3 a.m.” Ok, vodka could be a coincidence (although Timmbylake is a self-professed Tennessee Whiskey Rustic Big Boy) but vodka AND white t-shirts? Hm. They’re both single, so whatever.
Their second movie together, In Time, comes out later that year, which is about a future where rich people stop aging at 25 and poor people just die….soooooo Hollywood? Olivia Wilde plays his mom, who looks like she’s the same age as him, but is his mom. He kidnaps Amanda Seyfried and she falls in love with him.
May 2011 Justin maybe hooks up with Ashley Olsen?
July 2011 Justin and Jessica get back together.
September 2011 Justin is spotted clubbing Scarlett Johansson, prompting tabloid speculation that the pair are hooking up yet again.
Johansson starred in his “What Goes Around Comes Around” video in 2007, and whatever went down with that has been a persistent rumored cause of his breakup with Cameron Diaz. Some people think he and Scarlett hooked up, and it certainly seems to be his style to cheat when a relationship is on its last legs to torpedo the whole thing. My favorite wacky theory is that Cameron Diaz just hated Scarlett Johansson because of Lost in Translation. Scarlett Johansson starred as a stand in for Sofia Coppola, and Anna Faris played a character that Sofia Coppola certainly thought was ditzy and annoying who is widely considered to be based on Cameron Diaz working on Spike Jonze’s Being John Malkovich. Yes, I will work Spike and Sofia’s divorce into everything I write, thanks.
Here’s what I know for sure: Justin Timberlake music videos shouldn’t be ten minutes long. Justin Timberlake launched his solo career with his sadboi Britney cheated schtick, so infidelity is an especially bad look for him. I will also note that “What Goes Around…Comes Back Around” came out four years after “Cry Me a River” even though it’s the same song but not as good.
December 2011 Biel and Timberlake close out a very busy year by getting engaged.
I think it would take a lot more for either of them to end things now that they’re married with a kid. Would I loooove for her to take his money and run? Of course.
Source: Netflix
But I really doubt that’s going to happen. Considering she just dressed up as him in the *NSYNC days for Halloween, I think she’s fairly invested in the relationship.
I don’t think they’re going to break up, but either way, Jessica should go as Kevin (the hot Backstreet Boy) next year.
xoxo trashi