Can Kylie and Travis stay together for the kids? (Me)
Breaking Up With the Kardashians
Hey y’all! How are you doing? Have you been palling around with war criminals?
I’m here to devote more time and energy to processing the situation with Stormi’s parents than I did with my own parents’ divorce. When they (my parents, not Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner) told me, I was annoyed because I had to turn off Green Day’s Behind the Music and I’m sure that illuminates why I am the way I am for you.
Kylie and Travis broke up, or perhaps more accurately based on many wishy-washy reports, they’re taking a break from their relationship status.
Source: UsWeekly
I’m a little sad about it! I have a soft spot for Kylie even though she’s going down immediately in the class war. She grew up in a house of mirrors and has been searching for a reflection she recognizes her whole life. I like Travis, too, and traveling through the frenzied, psychedelic Houston of his mind. I was sold the idea of them together, and they clearly were, too, but never really got the chance for a real test run.
But their recent Playboy interview did not exactly inspire confidence in their connection.
I believe these people have had sex with each other one time!
They got together at (stop me if you’ve heard this one before) Coachella, and she just kinda decided She immediately decided to join him on tour, which I suppose some CEOs of multimillion dollar companies can do. A month or so after they started dating, she was pregnant. Shortly after, Kylie goes into a hiding of sorts, posting minimally and avoiding public appearances. Travis and Kylie never moved in together, which could just be a rich person thing.
Until then, her only serious relationship had been with Tyga, which started when she was in high school. It’s easy to forget the terror of the Tyga era because you probably haven’t thought much about Tyga in the past couple years, but it was bad.
In brief, they met when Kylie was 14 when Tyga played Kendall’s Super Sweet Sixteen (not the actual show, but it was filmed for KUWTK and you can watch if you want to do that to yourself.) Two years later, they started dating when Kylie was 16 and Tyga as 20. Let’s recall his icky lyrics to "$timulated":
They say she young
She should have waited
She a big girl, dawg, when she stimulated
I'm puttin' in, I'm penetratin'
I'm gettin' big, I'm stimulated
There were breakups and makeups and cheating scandals for years before they finally really broke up. He was issued a warrant for buying Kylie a Mercedes instead of paying his landlord, seemingly begging to be arrested in pursuit of Kylie one way or another. Tyga’s presence in the Kardashian–Jenner’s lives also set the stage for the doomed romance of Tyga’s ex Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian and their revenge procreation. Tyga’s son is Stormi’s cousin……..or is he???!
There are two main theories about Stormi. The first is the one we’ve been told. That she and Travis couldn’t keep their hands off each other and so just decided to roll with it when she got pregnant so, so quickly. Kylie has often spoken about wanting to be a young mom and how she felt stuff like fillers at sixteen were super normal because she felt like she grew up fast. So why not have a kid if you have money to burn and a family business that can only grow with each addition to the bloodline?
There is another theory behind Travis and Kylie’s lightning fast timeline and the fuzzy timeline her top secret(ish) pregnancy enabled: Tyga, who Kylie broke up with about a month before getting with Travis, is actually the father.
It’s easy to see how everyone involved would stand to benefit financially from such an arrangement. Kylie Cosmetics is the family’s most lucrative asset and, while it was a big deal around the time of conception, it certainly wasn’t the behemoth it is now. It’s not the products themselves or the price point that holds the appeal, it’s Kylie herself, or the public version of Kylie. Any focus group would pick Travis over Tyga. Travis himself soared to new heights during the Astroworld era, which I wouldn’t attribute primarily to Kylie, but I think it’s impossible to deny her following didn’t boost his. “Baby mama/cover Forbes,”etc. (Some theorize the breakup news was just PR for the single dropped later that week.) Tyga, well, he seems like the sort of guy who could be paid off.
It doesn’t hurt that Kylie and Tyga have been spotted in the same place a few times in the past few months. First in Vegas over the summer and then the night after news of her split with Travis broke and again later that week. Three’s a trend!
So yes, this conspiracy theory about Stormi’s paternity is pretty mild as far as coverups go, and I believe the Kardashians are guilty of much worse. I, personally, would rather join Marion Cotillard in believing the moon landing was faked than believe that Tyga is Stormi’s father.
I think the most likely scenario is also the most boring. They just got in over their heads when the pregnancy happened so early on in their relationship and they didn’t have a chance to form a bond that didn’t revolve around Stormi. Kylie has talked about wanting more kids now, but the timing might not be right for Travis, whose career is white hot right now and is infamous for his high-energy live shows. Snooze! Two things are very clear: they both really love Stormi and they are both have a lot of ambition and extreme attention to detail. Except, of course, when it comes to knowing her dogs names.
There’s talk and blind items about him cheating, but there are always rumors. If they’re true, what of it? This family has never seemed to mind with enough discretion.
You can’t glean too much about their relationship dynamic from his recent documentary, Look Mom I Can Fly, which premiered shortly before the breakup. Or maybe you can.
When we first see the couple, Kylie is looking straight at the camera and brushing off his affection before eventually relenting. Kylie has spent a lifetime in front of the camera, she never got comfortable there. Her demeanor on KUWTK is similarly stiff in her rare appearances on the show. It’s only on Dry Skin Spiegel’s Snapchat and Instagram, where she’s in control, that we see a looser side of Kylie.
In my favorite scene, they silently eat a room service lunch together. (My second favorite scene is when Travis puts Stormi in an adult sized hoodie and plays airplane with her. My third favorite scene is when he and Kanye have a conversation that isn’t their first but sounds like it and there’s just a giraffe hanging out in the background.)
A baby cloud! Or baby chemtrails?????
Travis moves through the world like it’s a bouncy castle in stark contrast to Kylie’s outer serenity. So sure, what reads as a complete lack of chemistry could actually be a symbiotic relationship. She’s the eye of his Stormi?
The documentary and TV show are not reliable narrators. Nothing gets on KUWTK without Kris’ blessing and Travis and one-year-old infant Stormi are credited as producers of the documentary. TMZ usually leaks Kardashian news right on Kris’ schedule. Did she also leak that Kylie and Travis will get back together soon to E!, the station that airs multiple Kardashian–Jenner television shows? Who can say.
All we know for certain is that love is real:
Source: Page Six
xoxo Trylie