Apparently Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn are not the only Lovers!!!!
Hi! If you are like me, you have spent most of the past week thinking about the 2017 romance of Lana Del Rey and G Eazy and the art it inspired. Like this:
Lana thinks I’m crazy and maybe I am, Killing hella brain cells in my cranium, the realest who did it and got away with it, they pourin drugs on titties and everyones sniffin, she acting shocked by it, guess we live a little different.
Wow, thank you, Gerald.
But since their love in no more, let’s check in on some current celebrity couples.
Pete Davidson and Margaret Qualley: Dating!
Apparently, it’s been going on a couple months. God, this makes so much sense. As a thin actress with a famous parent (Andie MacDowell) and long dark hair, she is extremely Qualley-fied to be a Pete Davidson love interest! The timing is good for them. Her role as the hitchhiker who brought Brad Pitt to the Manson Family ranch in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood put her on a lot of people’s radar, and it was already beginning to seem like she was someone you’re about to start seeing everywhere. A high profile romance will help her make the transition from, “Oh she was in Fosse/Verdon? Should I watch that?” to name recognition. (Btw her name is Sarah Margaret Qualley.) Sarah is featured in the new Rodarte campaign, cementing her it-girl summer.
SNL is about to start up again, so it’s very convenient timing for him to be involved in a public romance. Plopping himself behind a desk with Colin Jost and Michael Che to discuss his love life seems to be enough to stay employed!
News of the relationship broke when they landed in Italy for the Venice Film Festival where Qualley’s film Seberg premiered. After this summer, I cannot imagine announcing a new romance any other way than just showing up in Italy with someone. I assume they wanted the press, otherwise tagging along on a promotional trip is an odd move. I am personally obsessed with this photo of them “photographed together” at the Seberg premiere!!!
Praying this couple gives us a lollipop moment.
Kristen Stewart and Dylan Meyer: Still a thing!
According to E!, Kristen is “focused” on her romance with the screenwriter. Meyer wears Decedents tees, so that’s really all I need to know to approve of this match wholeheartedly.
Kristen’s promoting Seberg and Charlie’s Angels rn, which means in addition to kissing people, she’s talking to people. Journalists, even. Here’s a snippet from her convo with Harper’s Bazaar UK:
"I have fully been told, 'If you just like do yourself a favour, and don’t go out holding your girlfriend’s hand in public, you might get a Marvel movie.'" She looks almost amused at the memory. "I don’t want to work with people like that."
We all know that I love when Kristen Stewart kisses people, but Kristen Stewart gleefully choosing kissing people over Marvel franchises at once??? Even better. Especially in contrast to everything Scarlett Johansson says and does.
Here’s another thing Kristen Stewart said:
“Cate (Blanchett) was the president of the jury, and honestly I think that if we had to represent the earth and send one of ours out to an alien race and be like ‘Hey, this is us,’ I think it would be Cate.”
Keep kissing and talking, Kristen!!!
David Harbour and Lily Allen: Maybe dating?
The two have been spotted out and about in London a couple times recently at the theater and a boxing match. I would have never predicted this coupling, but also I have never previously thought at all about who David Harbour might be dating. Most recently, he dated actress and musician Alison Sudol, known for roles in Transparent and Fantastic Beasts and recorded under the moniker A Fine Frenzy, which sounds vaguely familiar? They appear to have split earlier this summer, and she is in the cryptic Instagram phase of the breakup, which is like half the reason to ever date.
Before that, he dated Julia Styles for a few years and (most importantly) Maria Thayer aka TAMMI LITTLENUT from Strangers With Candy.
I interviewed David Harbour once and when our ten minutes were up, I felt satisfied that was all the time I would ever need to speak to David Harbour.
Barry Jenkins and Lulu Wang: Dating!
The directors have been together for about a year according to THR. How great! I hope Barry’s there when Lulu gets her Oscar for The Farewell.
Shawn Mendes and Camilla Cabello: Still at it!
Brad Pitt and Kourtney Kardashian: Probably not hooking up but who knows!
This blind item is something interesting to think about! Brad Pitt recently stopped by one of Kanye West’s Sunday Services, which, ok. So it’s not totally out of consideration that he’s vying for our Poosh Princess’ heart. I feel like they could bond over Apple Cider Vinegar and clinically modern architecture or whatever.
Miley Cyrus and Kaitlynn Carter: Progress!
Speaking of reality tv stars dating A Listers, Miley and Kaitlynn seem to be doing just fine. They just celebrated Kaitlynn’s birthday together, and she seems to have the approval of the whole Cyrus clan.
Source: @Kaitlynn/Instagram
Miley has been teasing a “Slide Away” video so we’ll see if she’s left any messages about her relationship with Liam in that one.
Liam Hemsworth and Isabelle Lucas: Sliding into each other’s hearts?
Liam, meanwhile, is maybe dating his brother’s ex girlfriend, a normal thing to do. His parents allegedly hope to see him end up with “an Aussie who loves the ocean,” so yes, that’s probably a small pool to choose from.
k byyyeee!