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Unfortunately, this Trissue is about what happens when a dude comes inside you :(
For the past two weeks, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this Grimes interview.
“Specifically how when a dude comes inside you, you become in their thrall—how it’s an attack on your feminist freedom.”
What.
A reminder that this is about Elon Musk!
Source: PowerfulJRE/YouTube
She also said, “It’s sad how love can be this beautiful thing, but then love is the thing that’s fucking up my career,” and “The biggest change for me this year is losing my hardcore masculinity. I used to just be free—free of all this bullshit that it seemed like all the other girls were going through, and now I feel like I’m not.”
AND “Without me doing anything, just by random association with other people, I’ve watched my career and my reputation get totally fucking smashed,” she says. “I worked my whole fucking life for this and now everyone thinks I’m so stupid. I was just sitting there incredulous watching my life’s work go down the drain.”
Ah yes, the whole my fingers slipped on the keyboard and I tweeted anti-union propaganda in defense of my wack sweaty billionaire boyfriend’s company excuse.
In a new interview with Crack, she did not help things! “Actually, for the short term, am a bit of a socialist, but not economically. I’m into free markets. What can I say? I think capitalism can solve some things.” Uh, what is non-economic socialism, Claire?
Here’s another thing she said to Crack:
And here’s her response to Stereogum publishing words she said and also saying they like her music.
It’s pretty edgy.
I don’t understand what people have published that is not true? From what I can tell, people are just writing that the whole thing skeeves them out. And it definitely does. I cannot stress enough what a bad look distrusting the press is right now. Like, a worse look than this, even!
Source: Grimes/Instagram
I don’t know. As someone who committed to attempting to getting over my own victim complex like 36 hours ago, it’s hard to watch! Same goes with Lala on Vanderpump Rules this season. Maybe the fact that I have suffered is a great thing to discuss in therapy but ultimately not that interesting ! Especially if I let it prevent any sort of emotional growth! Idk, we’ll see how his experiment of not feeling sorry for myself 24/7 goes.
And also lol, to clarify, the people who bought your albums not liking your boyfriend is not a ~~~~~~~thing that happened 2 u. It’s a choice!
What’s totally wild is that maybe Elon and Claire aren’t even heterosexuality’s most glaring cry for help??????? I present you Bachelor couple Arie & Lauren B.
Readers, he came inside of her. And while a pregnancy is a reasonable result of that cursed interaction, I do not understand how an Instagram like this happens:
Source: ArieJr/Instagram
They also have an Instagram account where they post captions as their own unborn baby.
Source: BabyLuyendyk/Instagram
Personally, I think it’s chilling to pretend your fetus is already using Amazon. But then again, I’m a socialist. Like, the economic kind.
Alright, I think I’ve ruined your day enough for now. If any contraceptive brands would like to sponsor this newsletter, please get in touch! You can also support Trissues by becoming a paid subscriber on Substack. I think I may have ruined my chances of getting a job at Tesla.
Poosh out,
Trasha